Reese: Ugh, I bet it took me longer to argue with myself than it will to actually read this thing.
Reese: I'm such an idiot.
Hey, book girl. It's been a while, huh? I noticed you aren't reading your lame ass books as much anymore. I would say congrats on getting a life, but given it's YOU, I'm honestly a bit worried? Which is weird to say, because we've never actually met, but we used to talk every day, so it feels like we're pretty good friends, you know? Or maybe that's just me. [scribbled out] Haha, this is pretty weird, me not all teasing you and whatever? At least it's a bit weird for me to write. I just can't shake the feeling something's up, right? Ugh, I'm rambling. I'll leave you alone. Hope you're doing okay. Feel free to write me any time. I'll even stop messing up your books if you want. Uh. Oops. OH! By the way, I realized we never told each other our names. Mine is Illvirki! You don't have to say yours, but this way you can stop calling me CG (Crazy Gangster?) (I'm still gonna call you book girl either way) :P
Wow. How wholesome. Even Reese is taken aback.
